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i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
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do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
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hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
that’s good to know
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without autocorrect im fucked but also with autocorrect im fucked
autocorrect is ducked
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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a moment of recognition for those ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
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